Reel Big Fish - Beer
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Best…thing…EVER
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BEER BEER BEER BEER
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
I Worry About You Sometimes
*Mom accidentally locked a door*
Mom: …I think I just locked the keys in the room
Me: I’ve got this *pulls out a card from my wallet and opens the door within 5 seconds*
Mom: What did you use?
Me: My Brewniversity card
Sister: You just used a beer card to break an entering…I worry about you sometimes
Fuck You, Stupid Fly
I drank from 9pm-4am last night, so once I got home this morning, around 7am, I thought “Hey, I need a nap.” So, I proceeded to lay down. Suddenly, a fly lands right on my face…I swat it away. 2 seconds later, it’s back. This has been going on for the past 15mins…Needless to say, I’ve given up on taking a nap









